Detox Juice Recipes for Weight Loss

Detox Juice Recipes for Weight Loss

Article by John McIntyre

Getting some tasty detox juice recipes for weight loss is a great idea.

Losing weight is tough. It’s hard, otherwise more people would do it. But let’s face it – as a general rule, if you’ve got too much weight, you’re probably ugly. You probably know that and when you look in the mirror each morning, you wish you could be sexy. You wish you could lose that disgusting fat and look awesome.

Well, let me tell you, YOU CAN.

You just need some good detox juice recipes for weight loss. First, they taste fantastic. If you try these delightful recipes, you’ll find that you orgasm while drinking. Trust me on this one – make sure no one’s around, because you’re going to scream with delight upon drinking.

OK. Let’s take a look at these heavenly detox juice recipes for weight loss.

Number one is a big one. Oranges. Apples. Pears.

Peel the oranges and wash the apples and pears. Chop it all into pieces that will fit into your juicer. Plug your juicer into the powerpoint on the wall and flip the switch labelled on (not off!). Spend 15 minutes meditating on the whirring sound of the juicer. Doesn’t it sound cool?

After you’re finished meditating and are ready to make this detox juice recipe, juice the orange, apple and pear together. Do it quickly or do it slowly. It doesn’t matter too much how fast you go. Just don’t take all day, unless you want to have an all day orgasm. Pour the juice into a glass, put one of those dandy little cocktail umbrellas in and sip with pleasure. Feel yourself slip into the ultimate heaven.

Number two is even better. Spinach. Celery. Cucumber. Broccoli. Pear. Apple. Parsley. Beetroot.

This detox juice recipe for weight loss might take slightly longer to make, unless you’re superman like me of course. Wash and slice everything. Not into tiny pieces! Just tiny enough to fit in your juicer (or wood mulcher, the real man’s juicer).

Juice it all together, and now very importantly, rub oil all over your face. Scent it with rosemary and basil. This will enhance the flavour of the juice and increase the benefits, while making you look absolutely ridiculous (perfect time for a photo!).

Seriously now, both of these detox juice recipes for weight loss are healthy, tasty and powerful. You’ll be loading your body full of wonderful nutrients, enhancing digestive function and creating a situation inside where you’ll feel incredible. While I was joking about the orgasm (damn!), I was only referring to the juice if you drink it. The way you use it is up to you!

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Want more of this fantastically awesome stuff? Go to Detox Juice Recipes for Weight Loss and 6 Delightful Juicer Detox Recipes.